Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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