i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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