just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I could have mohawked her pubes.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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