i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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