can u get pink eye on your cock?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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