If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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