I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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