I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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