Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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