Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
The air taste purple.
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