I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
please don't ironically join a cult
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