That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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