she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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