biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
then he tried to convert me to islam
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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