This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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