didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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