Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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