Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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