I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
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He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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