Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
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These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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