I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
this will be a night to untag.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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