I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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