i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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