We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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