thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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