So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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