If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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