She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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