he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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