Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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