is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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