eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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