Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
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In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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