My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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