GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.