Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
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I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.