Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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