The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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