Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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