She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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