I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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