Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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