Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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