I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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