Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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