May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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