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Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Fuck me I smell like cheese
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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