Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Randomize
