i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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