Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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