Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I would ride that face into the sunset
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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