It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
