Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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