Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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